Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time.
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man.”
This is very true to my experience.
EVERY INTERACTION I HAVE WITH MY NIECES & NEPHEWS.
XD while we wait for the stream to be fixed, here are some screencaps
yeah. this is a robbery. but im not like most robbers. im different. the #1 rule of my robberies is for everyone to have fun and be yourselves (: also im not saying im random but give me all your squirrels xD (: haha no im just havin a little fun. whenever ur ready to give me your money, go for it :)
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns